Heidi Montag Sells Nudity For Playboy
Raise your hand if you want to see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy magazine. I will assume no one raised their hands. The rumour going through the Tubes of the Interweb (most likely started by Heidi herself) is that the rediculously annoying and vapid Hills douchette, and her douche husband, The Pratt, are in talk with Playboy to have Heidi pose nude for $500,000. I didn’t think Playboy even had $500,000 left, but if they do, why spend it on that fake hag. They have plenty of other fake hags they can put in their magazine who are hotter, cuter, and smarter (and much less annoying). And even though we’ve already seen Audrina Patridge nude, I’d much rather see her in Playboy than Heidi.
Vanessa Hudgens sexier then ever
It’s been a while since we’ve seen or heard about Vanessa Hudgens, and in all likelihood, now that the High School Musical stuff is over, we probably never will again, so while she’s still in the public eye, it’s good that Self magazine shot Vanessa Hudgens bikini pictures. Here’s hoping they come up with some lame reason to hold Vanessa’s character back a year, because I just don’t think the idea of College Musical is going to work.
A Little Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Tease
Heres Jessica Simpson in some boring pictures for Vanity Fair Magazine trying to give us a peek at her cleavage but not doing a very good job at it. I understand the photographer probably wants the pictures to be tasteful and classy but thats not going to sell magazines. Jessica Simpson in daisy dukes wrestling a greased up pig on the other hand would hit the New York Times best seller list. At least she looks like shes getting closer to her fighting weight.
Read the rest of this entry »
Kristin Cavallari In A Very Tight Pink Dress
Kristin Cavallari was at the Star Trek premiere too and it looks like shes following Amanda Bynes footsteps by showing off her jobless legs in a tight pink dress. Its working, because now I have a job for her, but thats if shes up for it. I pay by the hour and I expect full service. None of this one shot crap and then youre gone. Man, I hate that!
Read the rest of this entry »
