Paris Hilton on Lindsay Lohan: Here Comes Druggie Girl
If I remember right Paris Hilton used to be one of Lindsay Lohan best friends, but that was ages ago, back when Lindsay Lohan was not such a train-wreck, these days however Paris can’t stand Lindsay anymore and she’s trashing Lindsay Lohan whenever she gets the chance. Same happened a few weeks ago when both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan ended up at Passion’s star Adrian Bellani’s birthday party, and Paris didn’t passed the chance to remember Lindsay that she’s a druggie girl. From Mike Walker at the National Enquirer:
Said my spywitness: “Its become fashionable to make fun of Lindsay because she’s a train-wreck right now. If she enters a room, it’s open season — and that’s how it went down. Paris was with a creep she hangs with — aka ‘the coke dealer to the stars’ — and was in a nasty mood. She’s a mess lately, out partying every night since her breakup with Doug Reinhardt. Actually, Paris is out of control herself, but she’s better than Lindsay at hiding it.”
When Lindsay arrived at Adrian’s house, the bullies pounced! Paris whispered to her [drug dealer friend], and he started firing insults like: “OH, LOOK!…HERE COMES DRUGGIE GIRL!”
Said the source: “Paris laughed, egged him on. They ragged Lindsay until she fled to the restroom — and locked herself in!”
Like wolves on a rabbit, Pairs and her friend “began pounding on the door, taunting Lindsay — asking if she was ‘okay in there’? … and, ‘Do you need anything?…Snort once for yes, twice for no!’ Cruel, sarcastic crap like that.”
Oh, celebrity cat fight… Lindsay and Paris throwing punches at each other! Sweet
Jessica Simpson Is Becoming A Super Sized Chicken
What the hell is going on with Jessica Simpson? Have you seen her lately? She’s most likely becoming a super sized chicken, she almost has the body of a chicken, all she needs now are some feathers. I remember Jessica Simpson used to be quite a sexy celebrity, but i guess these days are long gone, ever since she discovered the Kentucky Fried Chicken… oh yeah that explains why she’s getting so fat lately, I was beginning to believe she’s pregnant but no, that’s how Jessie looks these days… just wait for her to discover the … omg!
Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Are Still Top Class
I have no idea what secret anti aging skin care products is Elizabeth Hurley using but I can tell for sure it’s a total success. Okay so maybe her face has one, two wrinkles here and there but for a 44 -going 45 on June 10th – years old celebrity she’s looking incredible good. Elizabeth Hurley always had an amazing sexy body, and her breasts are still top class. No seriously now, can you even compare Elizabeth Hurley with Lindsay Lohan? I say Elizabeth is 2 times hotter then that crack head Lindsay, but then again Elizabeth is not dating alcohol and cocaine on a Friday night out…
