A Drunk Kate Moss Bought NINE Sex Toys In One Night
Kate Moss Drunk and Horny
This was going to be a very interesting story if instead of the junky Kate Moss would have been, mm well, anyone else on this planet, but her. Here’s what happened, from News of the World:
BOOZED-UP bride-to-be Kate Moss bought NINE sex toys and went wild on an outrageous X-rated visit to a saucy Soho shop. Kate, 36, who fell over TWICE, kept yelling at the top of her voice: “I’m horny and I’m in a sex shop.”
An onlooker told us: “She was totally trolleyed and collapsed on the floor after looking at a popper called Rush which was opened in the shop. Then she started squirting strawberry flavour lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube.”
Is it me, or this lunatic forgot to take her medication? Usually i get excited to read about horny supermodels, but since this is Kate Moss, i think i’m gonna go and vomit!
