Jessica Simpson is an Undercover Alcoholic!

Long time no see, miss Jessica Simpson! Long gone are the days when I was hunting Jessica Simpson’s funbags, because these days nothing spicy seems to happen anymore! However it seems there’s a rumor about Jessica Simpson and a bottle of vodka! Actually there not just vodka, and there’s certainly more then just one – I was just being polite! Some might say that ever since Jessica Simpson got dumped, she became best friend with Mr. Alcohol. Stay toon, I’m sure there’s more to come about miss Jessie here!