Lindsay Lohan Drug Addiction Can Be Cured… Like This

Everybody knows what a crackhead Lindsay Lohan is, and although her friends tried to help her in many ways, it’s just not working. However hopes are not lost, as there is one doctor who didn’t give up hopes on Lindsay, the one and only Dr. Drew Pinky. Here’s her solution:

“If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested,” prescribed Dr. Drew. “I would make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program.”

That sounds crazy! Crazy enough to work perhaps?