Save Your Children! Reese Whiterspoon’s Moose Knuckle Went For A Walk
I guess the biggest news you can read on Reese Whiterspoon these days are entirely related to her gigantic labia she keeps flashing whenever she’s going home from gym. Really by now she should know that yoga pants are used only at the gym… don’t they have lockers there? Use them Reese, and you won’t get your titanic cameltoe featured on all the scandalous celebrity blogs out there. By the way, we agreed to give your cameltoe a new name: Moose Knuckle is more closed to what you’re carrying between your legs. If you’re wondering why nobody is calling you out on a date, now you know. Every men is frightened by your huge labia. There i said it..