It seems Kim Kardashian is finally settleing down as she got engaged with her douche boyfriend, Kris Humphries. From Dlisted.com:

Kim says that on May 18th, she sashayed into the bedroom of her Beverly Hills home and found Kris Humphries on bended knee in front of dozens of rose petals that spelled out: “Will You Marry Me?” Kim didn’t mention this, but I’m sure production assistants from her soon-to-be announced E! reality show Kim & Kris Get Engaged are the ones who laid out the petals. Since Kim can’t move her face anymore, Pimp Mama Kris had to run out from the bathroom and loosen the Botox with a blow dryer. That way Kim could show some kind of emotion for the cameras. Kim goes on:

“I didn’t expect this at all. I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”

These days it seems Jessica Alba is more and more preoccupied with saving the planet from destruction, in particular helping the children to have a healthier life, ABC news reports:

Is it too hot in here?” Alba, who is pregnant with her second child, asked reporters. “I know there’s a lot of people,…getting a little warm.”

“We like it,” Sen. Frank Lautenberg, the sponsor of the Safe Chemicals Act, chimed in.

But Alba was unfazed, and quickly returned to her script, calling on Congress “to step in and ensure that chemicals are safe before our children are exposed to them” and pass the law as a gift to her unborn baby.

“As you may have heard, I will be having my second child soon, and it would be wonderful if Congress could pass this legislation in time for his or her arrival. Don’t send us flowers, no fruit baskets. Instead, let’s all give the gift of health to each other with the Safe Chemicals Act,” Alba said. “This is a common sense law. This isn’t a political issue, it’s a human issue, and our children should be healthy.

Here’s Emily Maynard spotted just the last weekend not wearing any engagement Neil Lane ring, that Brad Womack presented to her on last March’s finale. In its place was a key ring. The couple has acknowledged that they have had difficulties almost from the start of their relationship. Representatives for the show had no comment on the new development. So there you have it, another broken relationship.

Now this is awkward: it seems Zach Galifianakis is not much of a fan for January Jones, his partner from the Hangover 2 as he told in an interview. The interviewer told the Zach Galifianakis that January Jones had referred to him as the most naturally funny man she had ever met to which The Hangover 2 star sniped that if his memory served him right, they had been very rude to each other at a party and their cold interaction ended with Galifianakis telling her to be nice because in a few years no one will remember who she is.

So to end this day here’s something extremely spicy! Remember Canadian model/actress Estella Warren? She used to star in both Law & Order and Law & Order: SVU, so that means she is pretty much familiar with a police station, that also means she may think she knows how to deceive a police officer if she gets nailed, for no particular reason. Long story short, here’s what happened:

Cops say Warren was driving in L.A. when she struck 3 parked cars in her Toyota Prius.

Warren drove away but cops spotted her and placed her under arrest for driving under the influence, though not before she resisted and kicked an officer. Warren was taken to the police station in handcuffs, and during the booking process she managed to get out of her handcuffs and then run out the back door!

Warren was quickly recaptured. Warren is being booked for felony escape. We’re told she will also be booked for assault, hit and run and DUI.

So to sum it up in fast motion this story would look like this: Estella Warren Hit 3 Parked Car . Makes A Run For it. Cops Chase Her. She Was DUI. Busted! Escapes! Busted again! Waiting jail time?

Here’s Rosario Dawson leaving the Cavalli yacht party in Cannes but that’s not the reason why i am doing this article on her. Besides the fact that Rosario Dawson is a very hot sexy celebrity you should also know that she’s a bit crazy sometimes, especially when her personal things tend to disappear, as Showbiz Spy reports:

Rosario Dawson went postal when she lost her purse at a Cannes party. The actress was “crying and wailing” when she discovered the accessory — worth around $5,000 — had gone missing, so dispatched her flunkies to look for it. Guests including Leonardo DiCaprio and Will.i.am were on their hands and knees frantically searching, too.

“The party was thrown into turmoil, security had to be called,” a source revealed to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper.

That’s what happens when a super sexy woman like Rosario Dawson needs something immediately.. everyone drops their business and will do anything to help out the poor little girl. Thank God Rosario Dawson is smocking hot, otherwise i can’t see anyone jumping in to give her a hand…

While surfing the wonderful world of celebrities i came across a very interesting interview of Chestina, i mean Christina Hendricks where she cleary states that her boobs are not fake, she did not have any plastic surgery, her puppies are 100% real, and Sant Claus is doing Michelle Rodriguez every Sunday morning – this one i actually made it up, but hey if Christina Hendricks can so can I. From thesuperficial.com:

On why you bothered to click on this post and even know the name Christina Hendricks:
“I hope I’m not encouraging [breast augmentation]. If there’s anything to be learned from me it’s that I’m learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it’s sometimes been inconvenient. Having larger breasts has made it harder for me to shop throughout the years, but I’ve learned to love it. It’s so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake,” she adds. “They’re so obviously real that anyone who’s ever seen or touched a breast would know.”

On how Geoffrey Arend gets to have sex with her:
“I moved to New York as a teenager when I started to model, and there was a restaurant called Il Buco which was filled with gothic-looking chandeliers that had weird apples and flames coming out of them. I’d been trying for years to get the owner, Donna, to sell one particular chandelier to me, but she wouldn’t. Geoffrey and I went there one New Year’s Eve and I happened to point it out to him. Then months later, I came home and every inch of our dining room was filled with flowers. Geoffrey was on one knee, so one part of my brain was registering that he was proposing, but then I looked up and saw the chandelier, so the other part of my brain was going: ‘How the hell is that chandelier in our house?’ He’d commissioned the artist to make Donna a replacement, so she finally relented and sold it to him. I was just crying so much when he proposed. I mean, what can you say about a man like that? He’s just so old-fashioned and kind and dreamy.”

Do you think Christina Hendricks boobs are real or not? Do you even care about that? Do you need a full front Chestina Hendricks boobs exposed picture to make up your mind? That’s what i thought too!

It comes to me as no surprise that Sammi Sweetheart and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro got together just after spending one week shacking up together in the romantic city of Florence, MTV.com reports:

Over the weekend, the two were spotted kissing outside Club Flo (see pic below), as well as holding hands during an afternoon stroll. Ah, the calm before the storm…. Speaking of which, has the tortured couple had their first knockdown drag-out fight yet? Well, it appears as if they’re still in the honeymoon stage, so we’re giving them at least another night or two plied with RonRon Juice before the tempers start flaring up again.

If I remember right Paris Hilton used to be one of Lindsay Lohan best friends, but that was ages ago, back when Lindsay Lohan was not such a train-wreck, these days however Paris can’t stand Lindsay anymore and she’s trashing Lindsay Lohan whenever she gets the chance. Same happened a few weeks ago when both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan ended up at Passion’s star Adrian Bellani’s birthday party, and Paris didn’t passed the chance to remember Lindsay that she’s a druggie girl. From Mike Walker at the National Enquirer:

Said my spywitness: “Its become fashionable to make fun of Lindsay because she’s a train-wreck right now. If she enters a room, it’s open season — and that’s how it went down. Paris was with a creep she hangs with — aka ‘the coke dealer to the stars’ — and was in a nasty mood. She’s a mess lately, out partying every night since her breakup with Doug Reinhardt. Actually, Paris is out of control herself, but she’s better than Lindsay at hiding it.”

When Lindsay arrived at Adrian’s house, the bullies pounced! Paris whispered to her [drug dealer friend], and he started firing insults like: “OH, LOOK!…HERE COMES DRUGGIE GIRL!”

Said the source: “Paris laughed, egged him on. They ragged Lindsay until she fled to the restroom — and locked herself in!”

Like wolves on a rabbit, Pairs and her friend “began pounding on the door, taunting Lindsay — asking if she was ‘okay in there’? … and, ‘Do you need anything?…Snort once for yes, twice for no!’ Cruel, sarcastic crap like that.”

Oh, celebrity cat fight… Lindsay and Paris throwing punches at each other! Sweet

Kim Kardashian Slept With Christiano Ronaldo

Rumors are that the sexy Kim Kardashian had a one night affair with Real Madrid super star: Christiano Ronaldo. I find this somehow disappointing coming from a celebrity like Kim Kardashian. Kim loves well worked guys, but seriously how can she compare Christiano Ronaldo with her ex, Reggie Bush? It’s like comparing a Honda with a Hummer – at least that’s how I see it. Probably she was bored or something otherwise I can’t explain her actions, RadarOnline reports:

Newly single Kim watched him play for Real Madrid while she was visiting Spain with friends, but she got up close-and-personal with the hunky soccer star from Portugal when the pair shared a lunch date on Monday.
On-lookers revealed that they saw the pair ‘kissing and being very affectionate’ inside the restaurant although they left in separate cars afterwards.
Traveling in a blacked-out Mercedes G-Wagon, Kim then followed Ronaldo in his Audi RS6 sports car before heading back to his mansion inside a gated community in Madrid.

I’m sure she had a big surprise when Christiano’s shorts went down… if only the surprise was as BIG as she was used to have with Reggie’s!

Hilary Duff Sexy In Zebra Outfit

I’ve always considered Hilary Duff one of the sexiest celebrities, she’s just gorgeous, but i always wondered how does she really pick her clothes? My guess is that Hilary Duff is watching too much Animal Planet, and that explains why today she’s dressed up like a zebra. Don’t get me wrong she’s still sexy, but i think she should only wear this on a PETA ad campaign, and stick to short sexy dresses for the daily walk! That’s what i think, but then again i’m no fashion guru!

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She's Sexy

Here’s Lindsay Lohan showing off a bit of skin while she was trying to shop for some new clothes, i guess. I wonder how did Lindsay pay for her shopping? Because from what i’ve heard, it seems Lindsay Lohan bank account is not so big, actually it’s shrinking with every passing day – rumors are that she can barely pay her rent, but you know how rumors are… just mean rumors! I have no idea why Lindsay Lohan is wondering around in cut off shorts, it’s not like we’ve never seen her legs before, nor does she has something sexy to show – her entire body is covered with freckles and her ass looks like a 40 years old divorced woman… sadly for me, Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s sexy!

Tila Tequila Takes Her Old Job Back: Stripping

Tila Tequila can’t stay away from her old habits for too long, and i totally understand her. Once you get used to strip and get paid it’s very hard to entirely forget how you used to make a living. I’ve seen Tila Tequila doing many things just to get the attention she thinks she deserves, as a celebrity, but i never really saw her stripteasing with her clothes on, because that’s what she was doing a couple of night ago at some night club. You will see that the crowd was not very impressed with Tila’s performance, and i understand them just fine: it’s called striptease for a reason Tila – mostly because you have to take your clothes off and tease us! That’s what we’re paying for, not for some dumb wigged celebrity doing pole dancing with her clothes on! Lame