Kim Kardashian is Engaged

It seems Kim Kardashian is finally settleing down as she got engaged with her douche boyfriend, Kris Humphries. From Dlisted.com:
Kim says that on May 18th, she sashayed into the bedroom of her Beverly Hills home and found Kris Humphries on bended knee in front of dozens of rose petals that spelled out: “Will You Marry Me?” Kim didn’t mention this, but I’m sure production assistants from her soon-to-be announced E! reality show Kim & Kris Get Engaged are the ones who laid out the petals. Since Kim can’t move her face anymore, Pimp Mama Kris had to run out from the bathroom and loosen the Botox with a blow dryer. That way Kim could show some kind of emotion for the cameras. Kim goes on:
“I didn’t expect this at all. I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”
Emily Maynard break up rumors are true
Here’s Emily Maynard spotted just the last weekend not wearing any engagement Neil Lane ring, that Brad Womack presented to her on last March’s finale. In its place was a key ring. The couple has acknowledged that they have had difficulties almost from the start of their relationship. Representatives for the show had no comment on the new development. So there you have it, another broken relationship.
Zach Galifianakis actually hates January Jones
Now this is awkward: it seems Zach Galifianakis is not much of a fan for January Jones, his partner from the Hangover 2 as he told in an interview. The interviewer told the Zach Galifianakis that January Jones had referred to him as the most naturally funny man she had ever met to which The Hangover 2 star sniped that if his memory served him right, they had been very rude to each other at a party and their cold interaction ended with Galifianakis telling her to be nice because in a few years no one will remember who she is.
Christina Hendricks Boobs Are 100% Real, or So She Claims!
While surfing the wonderful world of celebrities i came across a very interesting interview of Chestina, i mean Christina Hendricks where she cleary states that her boobs are not fake, she did not have any plastic surgery, her puppies are 100% real, and Sant Claus is doing Michelle Rodriguez every Sunday morning – this one i actually made it up, but hey if Christina Hendricks can so can I. From thesuperficial.com: Read the rest of this entry »
Paris Hilton on Lindsay Lohan: Here Comes Druggie Girl
If I remember right Paris Hilton used to be one of Lindsay Lohan best friends, but that was ages ago, back when Lindsay Lohan was not such a train-wreck, these days however Paris can’t stand Lindsay anymore and she’s trashing Lindsay Lohan whenever she gets the chance. Same happened a few weeks ago when both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan ended up at Passion’s star Adrian Bellani’s birthday party, and Paris didn’t passed the chance to remember Lindsay that she’s a druggie girl. From Mike Walker at the National Enquirer:
Said my spywitness: “Its become fashionable to make fun of Lindsay because she’s a train-wreck right now. If she enters a room, it’s open season — and that’s how it went down. Paris was with a creep she hangs with — aka ‘the coke dealer to the stars’ — and was in a nasty mood. She’s a mess lately, out partying every night since her breakup with Doug Reinhardt. Actually, Paris is out of control herself, but she’s better than Lindsay at hiding it.”
When Lindsay arrived at Adrian’s house, the bullies pounced! Paris whispered to her [drug dealer friend], and he started firing insults like: “OH, LOOK!…HERE COMES DRUGGIE GIRL!”
Said the source: “Paris laughed, egged him on. They ragged Lindsay until she fled to the restroom — and locked herself in!”
Like wolves on a rabbit, Pairs and her friend “began pounding on the door, taunting Lindsay — asking if she was ‘okay in there’? … and, ‘Do you need anything?…Snort once for yes, twice for no!’ Cruel, sarcastic crap like that.”
Oh, celebrity cat fight… Lindsay and Paris throwing punches at each other! Sweet
Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Sexy

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She's Sexy
Here’s Lindsay Lohan showing off a bit of skin while she was trying to shop for some new clothes, i guess. I wonder how did Lindsay pay for her shopping? Because from what i’ve heard, it seems Lindsay Lohan bank account is not so big, actually it’s shrinking with every passing day – rumors are that she can barely pay her rent, but you know how rumors are… just mean rumors! I have no idea why Lindsay Lohan is wondering around in cut off shorts, it’s not like we’ve never seen her legs before, nor does she has something sexy to show – her entire body is covered with freckles and her ass looks like a 40 years old divorced woman… sadly for me, Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s sexy!












